Conspiracy Music Guru – Awesome Flat Earth Song – No Photographs of Earth! Must Watch song from flat earth man 🙂
http://conspiracymusicguru.com A fantastic, funny and eye opening exposé music video about the fact that there ain’t no photographs of earth man! Title: No Photographs of Earth Artist: Conspiracy Music Guru (AKA Flat Earth Man) Song available to download from all the following digital stores: iTunes, Apple Music, YouTube Art Tracks, Spotify, Amazon Music, Google Play, Deezer, Groove, iHeartRadio, Napster, Simfy Africa, MediaNet, VerveLife, Tidal, Gracenote, Shazam, 7Digital, Juke, Slacker, KKBox, Akazoo, Anghami, Spinlet, Neurotic Media, Yandex, Target Music, ClaroMusica, Zvooq, Saavn, NMusic, 8tracks, Q.Sic, Musicload, Kuack, Pandora, Boomplay Music Here’s the lyrics: A friend of mine once told me To do a search online Search for photos of earth he said This shit will blow your mind So I opened up the Google And looked for photos of earth A lot of photos came up He said…. click on the first He said That’s the famous blue marble That everybody’s seen We’ve seen this photo a thousand times Upon our TV screen But let me tell you something About that famous shot It’s not a photo at all man It was made in Photoshop Chorus There ain’t no photographs of earth Somebody tell why They’re all just photoshopped cartoons They’re all just cgi No photographic proof of a globe, no none at all Why the hell cant no one Take a photo of this ball Well he was god damn right That shit did blow my mind Coz I thought the blue marble Was a photo all this time Don’t you think that’s strange He said suspiciously The fact it ain’t a photo Seems pretty weird to me I mean The most important photo That man could ever take This huge iconic image Turns out to be a fake I couldn’t quite believe it I was pretty shocked I needed further proof That this photos photoshopped He said look up Robert Simmon He made that cartoon ball He’s the guy you should research He works for NASA and all He openly admits That it’s all just artistry He said and I quote “It is photoshopped because It has to be” Chorus Yep every photo of the earth Is artist trickery All the photos on Google man Are as fake as fake can be Download all the photos And put em side by side Compare all the continents They’re each a different size Compare all the colours Each globe a different shade If all of these were photos They should look the god dam same Where’s the continuity Man Theres none, no none at all All that NASA gives us Is a bunch of cartoon balls Chorus Now we’re supposed to have this telescope That’s flying past the stars Taking beautiful photos Of Jupiter and Mars Well I’ve got a small suggestion NASA Here’s something you could do Point that thing at planet earth And take a shot or two! Because There should be god dam thousands Of photos of where we live But Hubble ain’t taken one That’s suspicious don’t you think We got all these fancy pictures Of spinning galaxies But not one god dam photo Of the earth for us to see Credits: Realistic earth construction in photoshop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgQ3F… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRzQH… A space journey (cgi) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un5SE…
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